“I won before I even opened my mouth. So you should already know what that poem's about.”
[Verse 1]
Sky blue, sky blue, everybody out
Except for me, the one that everybody doubts
Charles Hamilton, the name that everybody shout (Hi!)
The day that I retire, watch everybody pout (waaaaa!)
Swag of a virgin with a daily body count
My dick is like a rumor, been in everybody's mouth (no h*mo)
They heard I was comin' back and got quite shook (shook!)
Shorty's the dream, she gave me the right hook
Eh! I'm a bad mutha-uh-uh
I hate ya'll n***as like a mad Uncle Ruckus (Ya'll n***as!)
So get back, I'm a pimp named slick back
Spit crack, all the chit chat, you will get slapped
Shhh… It's me on the snares and kicks (It's a me!)
I got rap pneumonia, so sick! (uhhh!)
I make hits, you don't make sh** (not at all)
Rap is H.S., tag I'm it (whooo)
And…
[Hook]
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
Yeah…
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
Uh!
You punched me doe!
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
[Verse 2]
Well… doesn't this beat blow your hide
So it's no surprise that the coldest guy
Since the hands of the TV and poltergeist
Approached the mic and turned it to a moissanite. (chill!)
I'm drunk on music, no AA meetings
They can wear pink, but they can't be me
The rap ba*tard at the back of the poetry cla**
But blacks on tracks and that's why I'm showin' my a**
Ya'll full of bullsh**, rap name is ole (ole!)
I'm cool with the poet Aja cause I'm all about my Monet
Don't play! Flow is in your nostrils, Flonase!
Life's a b**h, you're a b**h, but I don't go both ways
So f** you, it's nothing to burn you
Talk about the stuff that my firm do
I'll get my cousin to murk you
No f**in' commercials, doors are closed
So stay the f** out like a convo that doesn't concern youuuuu
[Hook]
It's an adlib!
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
She said
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
Uh!
You punched me doe!
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
[Verse 3]
Verse three!!
Right now I'm hip hop's favorite target
But I'm cooler than a penguin's armpit
Can't harm him, can't be touched
You see me, Scotty, beam me up! (up![Woohoo!])
Cause I'm higher than Storch (wowww)
Looks like I fired a corpse
I've debted the past and left the past debted
And I got a fat a** fetish, that's about it
Gimme some bad credit
I don't need cash, so set it
Yeah, I said it
I meant it, call me Evil
Or unbelievable, either way
I'm demented
Cause everything I said I meant it
Mint like fresh, you know (fresh!)
So begin to step, cause I'm professional
Yeah, I'm here, just had to let you know
Gone… (It'sa me!)
[Hook]
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
Yeah…
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
Uh!
You punched me doe!
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
I ain't mean to do that
“So how does it feel to walk down the street with someone who plays all these games.”
“Okay…”
“I win!”