Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn
I admire your honesty
Hell I like you
You can come over to my house and f** my sister
Do you s** dicks?
-Sir, no, sir!
I am hard but I am fair
Private Joker
I admire your honesty
Hell I like you
You can come over to my house and f** my sister
You little scumbag!
I got your name!
I got your a**!
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will learn by the numbers
I will teach you!
Now get up!
Get on your feet!
So you're a k**er?
-Sir, yes, sir!
I'm asking the f**ing questions here, private!
Do you understand?
-Sir, yes, sir!
"Sir" what?
Were you about to call me an a**hole?
I'm gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three-f**ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f** you!
One, two, three
-Sir, I can't help it, sir
Bullsh**! Get on your knees scumbag!
Do you s** dicks?
-Sir, no, sir!
Bullsh**
I bet you could s** a golf ball through a garden hose
I'll be watching you
I'm gonna give you three seconds
Exactly three-f**ing-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face
Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-f** you!
Skull-f** you!
Were you about to call me an a**hole?
Skull-f** you!
I like you
You can come over to my house and f** my sister
You little scumbag!
I got your name!
I got your a**!
You will not laugh!
You will not cry!
You will learn by the numbers!
I will teach you!
Now get up!
Get on your feet!
Bullsh** I can't hear you!
I'm asking the f**ing questions here, private!
Do you understand?
-Sir, yes, sir!
"Sir" what?
Were you about to call me an a**hole?
Because I am hard, you will not like me
But the more you hate me, the more you will learn