I've got tasks to do
With my old friend
I'm here in HQ
With the Gentleman
And Mr. Cheese
We're at it again
Like a pod with two peas
With data to send
Oooooh - Oooooh
When I'm in the crew
I don't want to lose
So I'll do
The best that I can do
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
I float like bu*ter and I sting
Like killer beeeeeees!
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
When I'm the Impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees!
But wait, I'm a killer Impostor!
I'm the grate-est there is
And I go great with pasta
You think you're good
I can do one better
You'll never be the best
'Cause you ain't no cheddar
Forget it!
You're like mozzarella, only wetter
I'm the greatest Impostor
I'm the OG feta
Emergency meeting, everybody's like "Where!?"
"Where you been Mr. Cheese!?"
"You sneaky camembert!"
In the cafeteria
Getting served with wine
I was buying the bevy the entire time
Skip the vote
Get back to work you slackers
Before I slice you up
Put you on some crackers!!
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
I float like bu*ter and I sting
Like killer beeeeeees!
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
When I'm the Impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees!
I'm gonna go to the launch pad
And run diagnostics
And head to the hallway
There's wiring to fix
I'm gonna do the best that I can
Complete the list
I'm making a plan
And it goes like this
Oooooh - Oooooh
When I'm in the crew
I don't want to lose
So I'll do
The best that I can do
I've got cheese appeal
I ain't no happy meal
I'm the realest of real
I'm breakin' necks to kill
"Oh geez!
He's gonna take my life!"
"What's that behind your back,
Is that a cheese knife??"
You think you know fear
But I'll give you a slice
They used to put me in a trap
I was bait for mice
I'm wearin' Player's skin
And I'm taking first place
After I cut him up
LIKE LEATHERFACE!
I'm the best around
When I'm putting it down
This cheese on my head
It's my cheddar crown
We're not the same
Only one of us
Got this big big
Big big brain
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
I float like bu*ter and I sting
Like killer beeeeeees!
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
When I'm the Impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees!
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
I float like bu*ter and I sting
Like killer beeeeeees!
No one suspects
Mr. Cheeeeeese!
When I'm the Impostor
I'm gonna bring you to your knees