Don't call twelve For close calls Or they'll show up And roast ya No 911 For the close calls Or you'll be the one On the poster Ridin in the car With grandpa Just stopped raining Streets damp dog But that didn't matter Theres a turn up ahead He kept join straight I coulda been dead Lets flash back Back even more They cutting down trees And I'm sitting in the truck It fell the wrong way And smashed thru the roof Luckily not harmed But another close call Another time fish in The boat started sinking I threw my phone to shore And jumped overboard Its pouring down rain Something tug my leg Thunder and lighting But luckily made it back Don't call twelve For close calls Or they'll show up And roast ya No 911 For the close calls Or you'll be the one On the poster One morning hunt I'm cleaning out my gun My dumb a** cousin Almost shot me in the foot Lost in the woods The 4 grand children Surrounded by the wolves And something even worse I was the oldest I had to step up Almost died of thirst But drank creek water
One time in florida Was almost done for But thats a whole song Won't spoil the story One night in georgia Had to pull over The rest stop full Had to sleep on the road Same in carolina North or south If i knew id say Man shut your mouth Got picked up Driver had gun Driver liked my song So now I'm ridin cool Pulled up on the side Of a parked car Got a black duffle bag And threw it in the trunk Don't call twelve For close calls Or they'll show up And roast ya No 911 For the close calls Or you'll be the one On the poster Couple old friends Did prison terms A couple of my homies Are doin some now Reading old letters Crazy to remember That september U were gone til december Of the next year Or something like that I still remember bills I can go right back In my head til I'm dead I will feel the same way Our lives might change But it all still remain Don't call twelve For close calls Or they'll show up And roast ya No 911 For the close calls Or you'll be the one On the poster