[Verse 1] Yeah, my brain is a spaz, my friend is a poof I ended up pushing him off his f**in' roof f**ed his girlfriend, she screamed for her life I then said "f** it, I'm gonna stab this b**h with a knife" Took the body out and threw it in the trash I then read her medical records, she was born a spaz I then brought a teddy bear and a Mickey Mouse soft toy and throw it in the trash with her Now she can be a retard in Heaven, can't she huh I then tried to k** her dad, he ran so fast before trying to reach the phone To phone the police, I ran up to him with a knife to cut up cheese I gave him a big cut, he was in agony, he couldn't be happy and he died the next day [Chorus: x2] I have a skull in my cupboard, it's cursed I'm so f**in' mad, I'm an insane lad [Verse 2] I ran out the house with a chainsaw and a bag of his body Ran before bumping into a real life Noddy He was just a man dressed as a complete f**in' retard Luckly I had a gun and I shot him and his local nun I then ran so f**in' fast til I almost pa**ed out with f**in' car gas I then was so damn fainty, I ended up bein' damn lazy Spat on this boy, he cried when dropped his Batman toy He cried so damn loud that everyone could hear
I then called him a queer to shut his f**in' face He then asked me to race, I cheered him up but he's a f**in' retard Whacked his face hard with a Joker playing card He kicked me in the balls, I then grabbed his mobile to delete his missed calls Whacked his face and threw him against the wall That ain't all, I broke his nose with a football [Chorus: x2] I have a skull in my cupboard, it's cursed I'm so f**in' mad, I'm an insane lad [Verse 3] Grab this boy, chop off his nose and ears I bet he was friends with damn queers f*ggot a**hole, he can't even act normal I'll kick his little puppy, whack it after it yelps and swing it around Scare the little doggy, kick the retarded boy too Ran before the feds get me, throw every fruit I see from the stall Run as fast and that will not be all, make sure the feds trip and fall I just committed a sin, a crime too so I'm jumpin' on your damn lawn to k** you Trip on a Banana skin, peel the skin and throw it on my head I'll take it off with a pin and whack it to your face to whack you dead [Chorus: x2] I have a skull in my cupboard, it's cursed I'm so f**in' mad, I'm an insane lad