Mary Mack
Chrous:
Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me,
My mother's making me marry Mary Mack.
I'm gonna marry Mary so my Mary will take care O' me,
We'll all be feeling merry when I marry Mary Mack.
Now there's a nice wee la** and her name is Mary Mack,
Make no mistake she's the girl I gonna tak',
And a lot of other fella's would get upon her track,
but I'm thinkin' they'll have to get up early.
Cho.
Now this wee la** she has a lot of cla**,
She has a lot of bra**...her father thinks I'm gas,
I'd be a silly a** to let the matter pa**,
Her father thinks she suits me very fairly.
Cho.
Now Mary and her mother gang an awful lot together,
In fact you hardly ever she the one without the other,
And all the fella's wonder is it Mary or her mother,
Or both of them together that I'm courtin'.
Cho.
Now the weddin' day 's on Wednesday and everthing's arranged,
Her name will soon be changed to mine unless her mind be changed,
I'm making the arrangements I'm just about deranged
For marriage is an awful undertaking
Cho.
Sure to be a grand affair, and grander than a fair
There's going to be a coach and pair for every pair that's there
We'll dine upon the finest fare, I'm sure to get my share
If I won't, well I'll be very much mistaken