[Verse 1]
A boy named Mact committed an irresponsible act
He got a dog for christmas but wanted a cat
He beat his mum to d**h with a f**ing baseball bat
His dad came and said “holy sh** son, what did you do”?
"I know you didn't like that b**h so I k**ed mum for you!
His dad looked him straight in the eye and said
"That was kind of you but I could have k**ed her myself"
So he started to finish it, he got a knife and stabbed her in the heart and said
"Son, I think she is absolutely dead"
Mact looked straight in his dads eye
"Dad, I think she was gonna die anyway so it's good that I gave her a quickie"
His dad then nodded and left the room
Later he came back and said
"Son, we need to bury this b**h"
Mact looked outside and said
"I think we should put her in the ditch"
[Chorus]
Brain dead b**h in the ditch, brain dead b**h in the ditch
There was this brain dead b**h dead in the ditch
I saw this brain dead b**h dead in the ditch
[Verse 2]
One time, a boy saw her
He was so shocked that he smashed his car, punched it hard
He drove away while being sad, crying too
Drove a mile, he then bumped into a crocodile while lying on a rock
He then ran fast because his car broke down
Later that day Mact began to be sad but his father got mad
"Son, don't cry, that b**h is dead and we all know why"!
He then cried louder, he got a hit from his father and he then ran out
He ran into the bathroom, his father then bombed open the door
"Dad, leave me alone"
Mact began to cheer up, he and his dad then told some dead mother jokes"
They laughed so hard, he then had a sore stomach
His dad then had a sore tummy too, they both laughed, cried and giggled
They then went out to the ditch to burn it but she wasn't there
They both looked at each other in a confusing look
They then found her laying face on the pavement
"That's the way she laid when say forgot to pay the payment"
They giggled all the way home, combed each others hair and went to sleep
[Chorus]
Brain dead b**h in the ditch, brain dead b**h in the ditch
There was this brain dead b**h dead in the ditch
I saw this brain dead b**h dead in the ditch
[Verse 3]
Mact woke up to the sound of birds singing, he shot them down and cooked them
He then went to school, did work and laughed with friends
He then had fun late at night
The next day he took his mother in with him to show and tell and said
"She is burning in Hell"
The teacher vomited and so did the cla**
He then ran with the body and throw her in the ditch
His father asked him
"Son, has the neighbour being a b**h"
He then said while looking down to the dinner plate
"Yes dad, she was, she shouted at me when I was walking home"
His father was a bit annoyed at the neighbour
"Dad, should I k** her"
His dad nodded
"Yes, but us together should and then bury her with your mother"
The next day, the neighbour was found dead in a ditch with an ugly b**h
The suspects where a father and son
And they both escaped out to a country with lots of sun
[Chorus]
Brain dead b**h in the ditch, brain dead b**h in the ditch
There was this brain dead b**h dead in the ditch
I saw this brain dead b**h dead in the ditch