[Intro]
Ayo, is there anyone there?
[Hook]
Hey, who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
Who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
[Verse One]
Have you heard of me before?
I'm the one who will f** ya who*e while she's unconscious lying on the floor
I smoke an ounce of weed more than a who*e
You brat, you ugly and I just spat
I'm evil than you more who*e and you like to f** me over
You ain't gonna hoe, that's a true fact
You gotta go yo cause I'm coming to k** you with a knife
I'll take any whack muthaf**ers life
sh**, I've been gettin and I love spittin'
sh**tin', out cough medicine
I've been drinking again from a bottle
Feels like I'm going insane, psychotic
Life is magic and I'm a dick
Poppin' an ibrophen pill til my mind is still and I keep to mind my greatest rap sk**
Walk into a strip club with nothing on but my underwear
I swear that I'll f** that hoe when she gives me a lap dance to give me a stiffer
A bo*er, no matter what I'll bone her
Be like a horny sorcerer, magic in a bar
Drove a s**y witch in my car
She took out her wand like she's Potter and made herself look a lot hotter
[Hook]
Hey, who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
Who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
[Verse Two]
Gosh, I've took my marbles out and lost it
Took a sh** after I started to spit a rhyme from a joke book line that I brought from a store at the time of 9 but near 10'clock
You co*ks**ers, you better knock ya rhymes into a line
You ain't fine as me, I got beefs with those whack f**ers
Roasted Burnsyboy after he left RapPad
The lad is still alive unfortunately
sh**, he's still Burnsygay (You're such a tit Burnsy)
You s** so bad, the rap game laughing stock
Put a sock in it f**er 'cuz Chris ain't playing yo games anymore
Sat down on a nail and walked slow like a damn snail
A year in the jail, I look so pale
Falling asleep with writer's block
No words to say like I came out to my friends as gay
I laugh like a sissy, you gotta diss me and I'll laugh so feminine
I love to sin with no faith in God
f** all the crap raps I heard and disliked
Nick Burns, you gotta f**in' quit dude
I'm not being rude
[Hook]
Hey, who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
Who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
[Verse Three]
The time has come
A new world for us
A day ride on the bus to college
Now take a train because it's faster
My friends after my coolness
I'm back at ya with coolness
Confidence, been a bad boy of rap more ever since
Store robbery, cops looking for evidence
Not even on a defence
Get ya shot for the love for pot
I thought that my bike is allowed to park at the lot
Shoot a dog dead and walk it
I sh** talk, I wanted to smash my maths teacher for being cheeky to me
Claiming he's in this twenties
He's clearly old with his badly head
Looked like he was almost dead
[Hook]
Hey, who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
Who am I?
I am Jolly Sid
I am Jolly Sid
[Outro]
Thanks for listening
Thank you for reminding me my name
I almost forgot it
Wait a minute... who am I?