I've gotta get this thing off of my back
I'm scared that it might cause a heart attack
I'm b**hy, lethargic, feeling like sh**
It's long past due now that I remove it
Wash my hands, put on my latex gloves
Pa** the scalpel, I'll put on my scrubs
Now's the time to operate, in sixty minutes I'll be great
'cause I'll be rid of her
Girlfriendectomy,
It's a girlfriendectomy
It's a girlfriendectomy
Girlfriendectomy,
It's a girlfriendectomy
It's a girlfriendectomy
I've gotta get this thing off of my dick
The sight of it's starting to make me sick
It's getting worse, it's spreading to my brain
I sleep and eat and breathe in constant pain
Wash my hands, put on my latex gloves
Pa** the scalpel, I'll put on my scrubs
Now's the time to operate, in sixty minutes I'll be great
'cause I'll be rid of her
Girlfriendectomy,
It's a girlfriendectomy
It's a girlfriendectomy
Girlfriendectomy,
It's a girlfriendectomy
It's a girlfriendectomy