This is the story of the Trojan horse
And how to win a war with army who*es
Build up a big f**ing horse
And fill it up with who*es, army who*es
Open the doors, open the doors
I have a horse full of who*es
Get the f**ing horse through the doors
You better beware and hold your horse
This war ain't no game anymore
This is a horse and it's full of who*es
Open the who*es, open the who*es
I have a horse full of who*es
Let's rejoice and have some intercourse
Cherish the moment, enjoy my who*es
But they didn't know of the p**y brute force
Coitus interruptus, mousetrap of course
So if you wanna win a war
Or only want to come through the doors
Build up a big f**ing horse
And stuff it full of who*es, army who*es
This was the story of the Trojan who*es
Trojan who*es!