He's a cool blond scheming trick
You want him so much, you feel sick
The boy can't help it
He really can't help it now
Teenage Brandos stalk him in the halls
They tease him with cat calls
He's a combination
Tom Cruise, Zack O'Tool
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
What's that man doin' with him?
It's that guy, and he's screwin' with him
Can he feel the s** and sweat?
He makes you cream your jeans
So you won't forget
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
He drives a loaded jeep
With seats in the back
If you don't do him soon
You'll have a heart attack
When he flashes you a look
You wanna burn his books
Give up high school
Well, well, well, well!
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
Well, well, well, well!
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential
High School, High School Confidential