Some pineys come out and crash my party
start stealing sh**, then piled in the car
so we take 'em out back to teach them a lesson
show 'em a little laid back aggression
but they bust out sticks and baseball bats
till they're going home to get their gats
'cause their old man's a cedars cop
be using me for a bullet stop tonight
Kamikaze karma takes me by surprise
do what I think is right but never realize
that it don't bother them to shoot me down
'cause his old man does it for the town
they don't like the words I say
gonna blow my skinny a** away tonight
Well they got pulled over for being hurt and hammered
but they didn't find their way to the slammer
sure as sh** the cops come to my home
with a drug sniffing dog and a pocket full of bones
did we know those girls were minors?
Billy seen you all f**ed up at the diner
found some papers and a sack
said, 'boy, looks like your coming back with me'
Well, when I got brought into the police station
those pineys were there with a look of elation
they said 'I told you you shouldn't have f**ed with us'
his daddy says 'Son, now don't you cuss in here!'
(...i can't get most of the rest)