We Democrats lost the last election
And to our party things did not look bright
But now our long despair is done
We look good by comparison
To one guy on the right...
What a difference DeLay makes
Though the left lacks excitement
They don't have an indictment
Like that guy Tom DeLay
He denies depictions
Says it's all crucifixion
He's a man with convictions
Or he will be some day
When you hear Tom DeLay speak
From positions of power
You feel you need a shower
And his wife needs a raise
Though some may fight him
Democrats ought to knight him
What a difference DeLay makes...
Influence with top Republicans...$10,000
Wife and daughter on the payroll...$500,000
Tom DeLay's value to the Democrats?...Priceless
So we hope that he stays