When you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can always watch
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I just je t'aime when those divine congress members kick it up a notch
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Just watch the House in session and like me you'll be a junkie
Lion's den of congressmen and all of them are hunky
It's hard to choose
The Senate had studs a-plenty
Like that cute Chucky Schumer
He's muy caliente
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Who is the hotter man?
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Trent Lott or Lieberman?
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Everyone's waiting for you
Gavel to gavel, inhibitions unravel, why put up a fight?
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I really lust for Robert Byrd's filibusters, he can go all night!
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And though their stocky clothes can make them all look kind of weenie
Picture Arlen Specter in a s**y string bikini
Save some for me!
And guys if you like 'em husky
Picture peek-a-boo tank tops on Barbara Mikulski
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And do I dare confess?
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Dick Lugar in leather
Yes!
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Better than watching The View