[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of Pokémon
Vulpix!
VS
Growlithe!
BEGIN!
[Growlithe]
Overheat!
When you're rapping against me
And it's been said
That the creators didn't make you hot enough for Fire Red
Cause I'll rap
And dash
As fast as Rapidash
You'll feel the ma**ive recoil
Of this freaking rappin' Skull Bash
With the police, I protect Kanto
And it's certain that I'll win
I'm running circles around you, buddy
Call this a Fire Spin
We run in packs, face the family
There's no stopping my gang
Prepare to feel the burn of my flaming Fire Fang
[Vulpix]
Your heated disses don't hurt me
In fact, they make me stronger
Flash Fire
Mother Pupper
Now prepare to get slaughtered
Oh, you're powerful, huh?
You can't compare with my beauty
Why you mad, bro?
Not that important in the anime?
You'll be whimpering in fear
After I use Confuse Ray
And then I'll watch your mind decay
In an exponential way
I can continue to verbally smack you
Because problems, you have many
So why don't you run home
Crying to little Officer Jenny?
[Arcanine]
FURRY
HAIRY
SCARY
I'm like a pseudo-legendary
After this Flare Blitz
You'll join Marowak
In the cemetery
I get the best of Fire Stone
Speed and strength is what I own
You'll be easy to condone
Try and stop me Naruto
Throw me a bone
Blaine's ace in the hole
You don't understand the strength I feel
You're spitting Embers
While I Fire Blast
I hope you brought a Burn Heal
Extreme Speed cannot be stopped
But there's no need to be gloomy
You got many nerds
With a fetish over you, Kitsune
[Ninetales]
You wimpy little fool
You think you can defeat me...?
I'll start this rap bashing
With Extrasensory
You think your Extreme Speed
Can intimidate me?
This Arcanine is asinine
And in no way legendary
Go ahead
Touch my tail
You'll be doomed for life
I'm so powerful and smart
And I'm not even Psychic-type
You could try for a millenium
To best me in verse
But I'll always leave you like Gengar
Defeated and cursed...
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDED
Epic Rap Battles of Pokémon!