[Verse 1]
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan
And I am doing the best that I can
[Verse 2]
All the eunuchs, they were standing in rows
Singing, "Please stud us out just as fast as you possibly can"
[Verse 3]
Sad song, last dance, and no one knows who the band was
And Henry, you danced like a wooden Indian
[Verse 4]
She said this one mattered and I felt it had a spirit
And I shot the stork because I didn't hear it that way
[Chorus]
And it's hard to be a human being
And it's harder as anything else
And I'm lonesome when you're around
And I'm never lonesome when I'm by myself
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around
And I miss you when you're around
[Verse 1]
[Verse 2]
[Verse 3]
[Chorus]
[Outro]
A nice heart and a white suit and a baby blue sedan (x5)