Could today have got any worse I've got dog crap in my hair And I think I've been cursed Dog Crap in my hair I tryed to wash it out But my showers bust I wacked my nose on a chair And I think I've been cursed Cursed Chorus: Cursed from the devil Cursed from the pyramids Cursed from a witch Life is such a b**h Repeat Chorus Such a b**h (Guitar solo) Repeat Chorus My cat pissed in my trainers I went out for a run
I thought I was getting sweaty When I knew it wasn't fun Was not funny I locked myself out And saw my oven on I smashed a window to get in My chickens overdone Repeat Chorus Lost my ticket to a gig Now I'm done 50 Slipped up in public People took the mick Repeat Chorus x2 Dog crap in my hair Showers bust, need to repair Wacked my nose on a chair Pissed in trainers life's unfair Repeat Chorus x2