I heard he's trying to write himself out of a hole he had dug
I heard his new mantra is "The more I k**, the more I love"
I heard he spends most his time staring at the lock on the door
Well, some people never change, even if change is what they're wishing for
Lionk**er got married, I heard some slug say
I said, see you next Tuesday, in the English way
I heard they married for the wedding, that his EQUINOX came true
I feel sorry for that kid, he had potential, I mean it, I really do
One guy said the dumb kid went looking for censorship
And found it on the stage!
I just wonder why anyone in their right mind would get married, nowadays
Lionk**er got married, or is it just hearsay?
He said, see you next Tuesday, but in an English way
You see, this is what happens when a leitmotif implodes
I'll give him one credit though, he has memorized his modes
And what about the Lion? Did it come disguised as a Medici?
I heard the Lion was invited to the big day, but the beast was too cowardly
Lionk**er got married, to a shrew named K
She said, see you next Tuesday, but in an English way
And the girl, what's her angle on this? I mean, like what does she do?
I heard she came from a family of catholic-athiests too
Alright, I'll cut those kids some slack, I'm not really all that conceited
I wish them all of my best, because they're going to need it
Lionk**er got married, and they live near L.A.
So I'll see you next Tuesday, meant in an English way