Im a Canadian
From Salmon Arm to moosejaw
Beef like alberta
AAnd im co*ky like the roosta
IIm a rapper, sleeping on a futon
HHot like corona
Akelowna
And cold like the yukon
MMy rhymes rocky like the hills in jasper
IIm black like grande cache
AAnd im white like casper
IIm in the northwest territories f** Alaska
IIf i wanna know what province youre from then ill ask yah
HHalifax in drunk
VVancouver is baked
YYou would think its fort mac with the money i make
II took bieber by the neck then i sawed him off
HHopped on a plane and left his head back in ottawa