[Verse] Yeah, I swore off love, I swore off women Devoted my life, to huntin' and fishin' I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool It ain't cool I spend all my spare time, fixin' up That old rusted up pick-up truck In no time at all I'd have it lookin' like brand new Then you [Chorus] Flipped the switch on my dumaflache Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was good as gone, so long Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on [Verse 2] Your love done all the takin', I done all the givin' I threw up my hands, said, "The heck with it"
I shut down my heart Locked it up and pulled the fuse, before it blew All my emotions were disconnected No sign of a spark, could be detected I had nobody, so I had nothin' to lose Then you [Chorus] Flipped the switch on my dumaflache Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was good as gone, so long Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on [Outro] Yeah, you cranked my tractor, you flicked my Bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on