La la, primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
I've been sitting on the pot all f**ing day
I've read all my magazines - twice!
I gotta get on with my f**ing life
There's one thing left that I haven't tried
I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
I gladly spent the forty bucks
I spend more than that to spurt my nuts-love!
You wouldn't understand the joy I felt
When they finally yanked the bu*t plug out
I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
People say that I'm full of sh**
They don't know the half of it - no!
You might think that I'm sick and wrong
But try it and you'll know where I'm coming from
I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La la, primitive enema
Desperate people do desperate things
You don't know the joy it brings
Desperate people do desperate things
You don't know the joy it brings
I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
No, I need a primitive enema
La la, primitive enema