Well I got a car, ain't got no gas I got a cheque, but it won't cash I got a woman, ain't got no cla** Well I got a guitar, ain't got no string I got ten fingers, ain't got no ring I got a woman, ain't got a thing Well I got a door, ain't got no key I got some drums, but ain't got no beat I got a woman, she ain't so sweet I got two feet, ain't got no shoes
I got a wagon, ain't got no mule I got a woman, but she ain't true Well I got a piano, ain't got no keys Yes I got a cracker, ain't got no cheese I got a woman, but she climbs trees Well I got a woman, yeah I got a woman Oh, I got a woman