[Hook]
Yo b**h can get this Krabby Patty
Yo chick can get it all day
Yo chick can get this Krabby Patty
Yo chick can get it all day
[Verse 1]
b**h, I be whipping that grill
You know I stay chill
k**ing motherf**ers with my spatula sk**
Cooking up them krabby patties
Spitting this sh** like I'm Chatty Kathy
b**h, I'm a maniac
Insane and wack, I keep coming back
Waiting for these f**ers to attack
Putting on my thinking cap
See how these b**hes react
When I smash them with a baseball bat
Cooking up 'em patties like a brainiac
Let your baby listen to my music
Then check how many diseases your baby has
I make MC's forget how to breathe
Make them want to hyperventilate
Might need to borrow a paper bag
My rhymes must be so dirty
Motherf**ers need to take a bath
Make 'em sh** their f**ing pants
Might need their bag of diapers back
You know I stay ill
Just forget I'm Bill Cosby and take this pill
[Hook x2]
Yo b**h can get this Krabby Patty
Yo b**h can get it all day
Yo b**h can get this Krabby Patty
Yo b**h can get it all day
[Verse 2]
This verse might be very short
Unlike my (what?) which look like a fort
Rhymes so big, you can find 'em in the crowd at a concert
Tell me why my motherf**ing co*k hurt
b**h, I'm about to go bonkers
It would be a honor to conquer this monster
20k a day, I don't need no sponsor
Hand me the Oscar
My (what?) so big, I had to pay doctors thousand of dollars
Just to remove it, so now I can't move any longer
God damn it
[Hook]
Yo chick can get this Krabby Patty
Yo chick can get it all day
Yo chick can get this Krabby Patty
Yo chick can get it all day
[Outro]
Spongebob can get this dick too
In his f**ing, uh, sandy cheeks
f** that sh** though, no h*mo sh**