[Intro/Hook]
I forgot to mention I'm a batman
I got them going crazy, I'm a batman
I don't really f** with you jokers, (n***a!) x3
f** it, y'all should start calling me BatMan!
[Verse 1]
My shirt black, my pants black
My shoes black, my hat black
My b**h black and Japanese, her hair long, her a** fat
My car black, my rims black;
Windows tinted, you don't know who's in it
My pockets are navy;
They always got lieutenant
Don't do sh** but get money
Hate on me, that's funny!
My bank account is beautiful
Your bank account, hmm ugly...
Don't f** with my squad, ho
We'll pull up, like Huggies
These b**hes all on me
I can't keep 'em off me!
Im bald just like Cancer
Found out I'm so handsome
I wish I could hand some-
-some of this handsome
I hate the KKK
Cause they are some b**hes
I'm sorry
Let me educate my younger audience
Kids, don't say KKK, just say
Match magicians
And they burn crosses cause Christians are the shiznit
And they hang black people like ornaments on Christmas
f** the KKK, the IRS, and the Jehova's Witness
[Bridge]
Y'all don't know about me, n***a, do research
I'll make your whole city wear you on a T-shirt
Straight to your crib, bring a box to your door
Inside is your mom. What?!
You thought it was a pizza?!
Buy what I want with a swipe of a Visa
Thug motivation, I be listening to Jeez-a
Middle of the the street, going ham to this beat
And I'm rapping so fast, I'mma have a f**ing seizure!
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I'm laughing to the bank like H-A H-A
Your b**h she want to kick it, well, I feel like (?)
She's on her way over, I'm sober
So I'm about to hop on this Kush Jet, and take me a vacay
Girl, me, you, and Hennessy could have a threesome
Get a couple slices of pizza
Did you say your name was Lisa?
Wait, Deesta?
Tanisha?
Aisha?
Paulina?
I got so many unsaved numbers, it's ridiculous!
[Bridge]
[Hook x2]