Is there a dart in your heart
Did the game barely start
And before she scored a bulls-eye
In the dartboard of your soul
Did she score even more
Body check you on the boards
Did the referee called cupid
Indicate you had a goal
Did she retread the tires
Of your forgotten desires
And inflate the eight wild white balls
Of the dreams you hold inside
Did she drain out your brain
Is your mind a muscle sprain
And does your heart pump slugs
Of there ain't no losing love
Is it flushed down the pipe
Into the cesspool of life
You need a cure
You need a cure
You need the pure
Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Whenever you feel down
Wait for us to come to town
On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Yes when buddy and the fellers
Hit the road and go on tour
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Now are ya hurt
Does it smirt
Does your loved ones' blood squirt
In through the oracles and ventricles
Of a heart that left ya cold
In the scratch and win of life
Are ya itching for a wife
In the lottery of romance
Do your numbers never show
You need a nice and your face reflects the sour taste
Of a man that's tossed his dice at the roulette wheel of sin
You're in debt and I bet if you win just what is left
You've everything to gain
Take a try at life again
Mortgage out a grin
And watch those chips come in
You need a cure
You need the pure
Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Whenever you feel down
Wait for us to come to town
On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Yes when buddy and the fellers
Hit the road and go on tour
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Now did you hope
That the rope
That you stretched across the road
To trip the life of mothers
Wouldn't hang you in the end
Did you cheat
Are you beat
Are ya hanging from your feet
On the bungee cord of morals
Stretched too far and stretched too thin
Now are you flat
Is your bat of hope completely tacked
Is all the effervescence gone from your beer of life
Well come on sing our song
Sing it loud and sing it long
The short ones and the tall
The toned deaf ones and dull
Harmonize with the boys
Before you all chokes up and dies
You need a cure
You need the pure
Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Whenever you feel down
Wait for us to come to town
On a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Yes when buddy and the fellers
Hit the road and go on tour
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure
Yes when buddy and the fellers
Hit the road and go on tour
It's a Wang, dang, sure fire miracle cure