We're Buddy Wasisname and The Other Fellers,
I'm Rocky, and co*ky, I'm Chaulky!
We give a good show, wherever we go,
From Job's Cove right out to the Rockies!
We play to the rich, and get paid by the poor!
And we stoop to play for politicians!
How long is our show, it depends we don't know,
If you'll go home in the intermission!
Laa, la -la -la – la, la- la- laaa!
Not a day in our lives, have we worked to survive!
So some say that we are just sinners!
We sets up our gear, and blows a few ears!
And rattles your guts and your innards!
Some say we're the best, and when we're put to the test,
We're better then the Stones or the Beatles!
Because we don't mind, playing most of our time,
To you strange and unusual people!
Laa, la -la -la – la, la- la- laaa!
So you paid your money now and you're ripped off I ‘llow!
But there's something else we have to surprise you…
If you don't buy our caps, and tapes and perhaps,
We'll turn up our volume and fry you!
So sit back in your seats, don't be miserable and cheap,
What odds, take a loss, life's a gamble!
And if you try to escape, we'll turn loose our ape
The one that devoured poor Rambo!
Laa, la -la -la – la, la- la- laaa!
Were buddy wasisname and the other fellers
That's Rocky, co*ky, and Chaulky
That's Rocky, co*ky, and Chaulky