Verse 1:
I keep a tight griddle while I make the mic sizzle
Fight like a pit bull one bite and you'll be crippled
Your dick is light and little while my prick is like triple-
Weight and height of a missile, you'll be like "can I fiddle?"
You're soft like your wife's nipple. We bone when she's lonely
The trick got gold teeth that turn white when she blows me
You could do two raps, I'll sit there and won't speak
I'll do that to no beat and still win the trophy
Rhyme ten times each word that you throw me
Not you only- I'll battle you and your homies
I'm more than sick worse than a horror flick
Charged with aggravated a**ault with an enormous dick
And now it's definite so I'ma start reppin it
I get so much head I might be the next president
If you're a father that has a pregnant daughter
I'ma slide it in so far that I'ma pop that b**h's water
Dis me- I'll twist it up and send the joke back
And f** you up worse than the pictures on the smoke pack
16 bars and I ain't even done yet
You'll see the bulge in my pants and think that it's a gun threat
I see through y'all, it's weird im like two balls
I don't wear the rubber cuz they make the sh** too small
I hate rap. I just make cracks and say crap
I'm so ghetto that I put my demo up on 8-track
I send this out to every girl that I dated
My bl**jobs still better than y'all when the sh**s deflated
I shoot up so much I'm f**in bustin veins
Ain't nothin changed next up its just the same
Verse 2:
I'm the scribble logic architect I sit and swill the wine
And build a rhyme with the ill design to thrill your mind [bleh!]
Ink spills to grind and stains the page
Turnin pain to rage now the sk**s are primed I work in dangerous ways [yeea!]
My brain is crazed, crazy in the brain you love it
Actin strange in public, lookin all deranged and rugged
Broke as f** I can't maintain the budget
Can't think of nothin else to say? Change the subject
Fallin off point because my verse has no punch line
It isn't hard to see me blackin out sometimes [bleh!]
Comin with the crooked style you might find absurd
Cuz I'm not even writin songs I'm just rhymin words
You see me drop the deadly sk** and explode to get you feelin the flow
Takin rap to where these other motherf**ers really ain't willing to go
I whip my f**in dick out
Stealin the show [bleh!]
So if you think you got a bigger nutsac? Prove it
Thinkin you could spit a better rap? Do it
Go ahead get up on the mic and act stupid
First let me warn ya- I just might counteract and lose it
Motherf**ers step back too quick
I'll break your a** in half the same way I snap a tooth pick
Get a microphone thrown at you
With the speed to leave a cheetah seemin like a stone statue
The microphone'll strike your dome, crack and split your skull
Wanna talk sh** to me? Step back and lick the balls
Cats are quick to fall, tellin me I'm pretty f**in fly for a white guy?
Yeah, pretty typical
Yo it's pretty f**in funny b**h
Tell the meat and hit the skids
I'll f**in hit you like a ton of bricks
I come explicit, you don't want none of this sh**
Stole the show and now I'm runnin with it