[Bane]
And now's not the time for fear
As I upload my final playthrough
[The Joker]
Your fans are no longer here
And the ones that are probably hate you
[Bane]
I've played so many games
[The Joker]
(Like six!)
And the punchline's always been the same
[Bane]
But now it's time to go back to crime
[Together]
This has been Bane Plays
[The Joker]
You've milked this series dry
In fact so much it's nearly powder
[Bane]
What if next time I try
I do the screams a little louder
[The Joker]
(There won't be a next time, Bane!)
[Bane]
(I was hoping you'd change your mind by now!)
[The Joker]
(It's been like two verses!)
[Bane]
(Aw man!)
[The Joker]
This premise we're in
Has run too thin
[Together]
This has been Bane Plays
[The Joker]
Pack up your bags
Go out that door
[Bane]
I think I'm destined for so much more
Though I admit gaming's been fun
[The Joker]
But it is time for this to be done
[Bane]
k**ing and brawling
Are my true callings
[Together]
This has been Bane Plays