I'm Miss American Dream since I was seventeen Don't matter if I step on the scene Or sneak away to the Philippines They still gon' put pictures of my derriere in the magazine You want a piece of me? You want a piece of me I'm Miss bad media karma Another day another drama Guess I can't see no harm In working and being a mama And with a kid on my arm I'm still an exception And you want a piece of me I'm Mrs. Lifestyles of the rich and famous (You want a piece of me) I'm Mrs. Oh my God that Britney's shameless! (You want a piece of me)
I'm Mrs. Extra! Extra! This just in (You want a piece of me) I'm Mrs. she's too big now she's too thin (You want a piece of me) I'm Mrs. 'You want a piece of me?' Tryin' and pissin' me off Well get in line with the paparazzi Who's flippin' me off Hopin' I'll resort to startin' havoc And end up settlin' in court Now are you sure you want a piece of me? I'm Mrs. 'Most likely to get on TV for strippin' on the streets' When getting the groceries, no, for real Are you kidding me? No wonder there's panic in the industry, I mean please