I'm s**y, I'm cute I'm popular to boot I'm b**hen, great hair The boys all love to stare I'm wanted, I'm hot I'm everything you're not I'm pretty, I'm cool I dominate this school Who am I? Just guess. Guys wanna touch my chest. I'm rockin', I smile And many think I'm vile I'm flyin', I jump You can look but don't you hump I'm major, I roar I swear I'm not a who*e We cheer and we lead We act like we're on speed Don't hate us 'cause we're beautiful Well we don't like you either
We're cheerleaders We are cheerleaders Roll call! Call me Big Red I'm whoa-whoa-Whitney C-C-C-Courtney Dude it's Darcy I'm big-bad Carver, yeah Call me Casey! I'm still Big Red I sizzle, I scorch But now I pa** the torch The ballots are in And one girl has to win She's perky, she's fun And now she's number one Cute-cute-cute Torrance T-T-T-Torrance I'm strong and I'm loud I'm gonna make you proud of T-T-Torrance Your captain Torrance