Okay, I'm a cheerleader now.
(Chorus)
U-G-L-Y
You anit got no aliby.
You ugly.
Hey Hey.
You ugly. (x4)
I saw you walking down the street just the other day.
I didn't see your dandrif showing from that far away.
I should have go a clue when the kids started screamin.
You walked up to me with your buck teeth agleamin.
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess.
I thought that was a sack, but it's your favorite dress!
You hurt the trees' feelings and the birds all flew.
I don't mean to insult you- oh wait, yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered with mold.
You're only fourteen, you look a hundred years old.
When looks were handed out, you were last in line.
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine!
Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
Or did a truck run over your face instead?
There ain't no pill, cuz you ain't ill, you ugly!
Chorus (x2)
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast
Girl, you're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the City Zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out, "CAB!"
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him?
I never knew that you had a twin!
You can't disguise your googly eyes
And in a Miss Ugly Pageant, you'd win first prize!
yo momma says you ugly,YOU UGLY!
Chorus (x2)
Yo mama said you ugly
Yo mama said you ugly
Yo mama said you ugly, you UGLY!
U-U-U-U now I feel like laudry
Chorus (x2)
Quasimodo, camelbreath, squarehead, UGLY!
Chicken legs, pigface, chin like Bubba, UGLY!
Fishlips, toad liver, pointdexter, UGLY!
Spaghetti arms, limp bu*t, freak show! UGLY!
Chorus
U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry!
U-G-L-Y, like an alien chased by the FBI
U-G-L-Y (x10)
You ain't got no alibi, you UGLY!