I just got off of work at 5
Drivin' that old van I drive
Overalls and dirty boots
But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit So when I walked in that fancy store
Well they looked at me like I was poor
But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
It went from don't take checks to right away, yes sir! Upper middle cla** white trash
My pockets can't hold all my cash
'Cause one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery Now I'm investin in my neighborhood
My friends and family, theyre all livin' pretty good!
My trailer parks full of Cadillacs
And upper middle cla** white trash Well I got my homeboy Chris a brand new shop
For all those cars on cinder blocks
And cousin Charlie, well he thinks it's cool
To keep a large mouth ba** in his new swimmin' pool I had a birthday party for mama last night
In her ninety and a half foot triple-wide
You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen Upper middle cla** white trash
My pockets can't hold all my cash
'Cause one day I stopped to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery Now I'm investin in my neighborhood
My friends and family, theyre all livin' pretty good!
My trailer parks full of Cadillacs
And upper middle cla** white trash Were buyin' chicken wings by the bucket!
We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
All the Miller Light you can handle
A hundred and fifty-seven movie channels Upper middle cla** white trash
Our pockets can't hold all our cash
'Cause one day I just had to pee
Got some gas and won the lottery Now I'm investin in my neighborhood
My friends and family, theyre all livin' pretty dag gum good!
My trailer parks full of Cadillacs
And upper middle cla** white trash So pop a top, sit back and relax
All you upper middle cla** white trash
Ha ha ha