I'd like to be a bird because a bird can fly
I'd like to be pig and live in a sty
I'd like to be a snake and slither and slide
But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
I'd like to be a bee cause a bee can sting
I'd like to be flower and bloom in the spring
I'd like to be most anything
But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
But if I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be
Would I be a ? Hound and chaseing all the rabbits up trees
And if I were a dog, what would my name be
Katie, josh or homer or billy bob bucky
I'd like to be a spider and live in a web
I'd like to be a ? By the name of deb
I'd like to be a farmer with a brother named jeb
But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
I would like to be the laziest dog that you see
I would like to be the laziest dog that you see
I would sit by the pool drinking beer
Eating doggy treats and staring at the b**hes
I would never do the dishes or ever take out the trash
I'd like to be a tiger because a tiger is fast
I'd like to be a turtle and live in the mud
I'd like to be grouch and live in the trash
But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
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But if I were a dog, what kind of dog would I be
I wouldn't want to be a weinner dog or someone might eat me
And if I were a dog, what would my name be
Katie, josh or homer or sally and magee
I'd like to be a blah blah blah blah blah blah
I'd like to a frog by the name of kim
But I'd rather be a dog and just lie
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