[Verse 1]
Sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning I was dreaming
I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going round, got to clear out of town
I'm smelling like a dry fish bone
Here come the Law, going to break down the door, going to carry me
Away once more
Never, never, never get it any more
[Chorus]
Got to get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know
[Verse 2]
Rainy afternoon I got to blow a typhoon and I'm playing on
My slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Walking down the street, shooting people that I meet with
My rubber tommy water gun
Here come the deputy, he's going to come and get to me
I got to get me get up and run
They got the sirens loose
I ran out of juice
They're going to put me in a cell, if I can't go to heaven
Will they let me go to hell
Crazy
Stone cold crazy, you know