Uncle Deadly:
(Spoken)
How charming, a finale
Kermit:
Everything is great
Miss Piggy:
Everything is grand
Walter:
We've got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
Gary (Jason Segel):
Everything is perfect
Mary (Amy Adams):
It's falling into place
Uncle Deadly:
I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face
Penguins:
Life's a happy song
Link, Strangepork, Thog, Wayne, and Wanda:
When there's someone by your side
Lips, Trumpet Girl, Sam, Crazy Harry, and Nigel:
To sing along
Gary:
Everything is great
We'll live happily ever after
Scooter:
And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift
Fozzie:
Laughter!
Marvin Suggs:
The movie's almost over
It's time to say "So Long!"
Tex Richman (Chris Cooper):
(Spoken)
Will you stop singing? You already sung this song!
Muppet Newsman, Swedish Chef, and Lew Zealand:
Life's a happy song
Beauregard, Rizzo, and Rats:
When there's someone by your side
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem:
To sing along
Statler:
(Spoken)
We're happier when you don't sing!
Women:
We've got everything that we need
We can be whatever we want to be
Men:
Nothing we can't do
Kermit:
The skies are blue
When it's me and you, and you, and you, and you...
Well, all of you!
All:
La la la la la la la la la la la la
We've got everything that we need
We can be whatever we want to be
Nothing we can't do
The skies are blue
When it's me and you, and you, and you
Life's a happy song
Bobo:
When there's someone by your side to sing
All:
Life's a happy song
Beaker:
Me me me me me me me me me mee
All:
Life's a happy song
When there's someone...
(someone)
By your side
To sing along