Hey, I'm sorry to arrive unannounced like this I'm just hungry as a mangy little cat can be I know I haven't come around for a long, long, time But I was wonderin' if you had a bowl of cream for me I got a crazy kinda life in this neighborhood I don't get love and affection like a housecat would But if you dished up a fish with a twist of lime Maybe I could be your p**ycat from time to time You see I rove around, ain't got no domicile Why don'tcha rub my little belly for a little while? Tonight I wanna be your p**ycat I spent a long hard day lookin' through the trash And now I'm wonderin' if you got a comfy spot to crash So if you wanna give a hand to a cuddly beast Why don'tcha open up a can of that Fancy Feast You know I tramp and traipse, I ain't got no place
But just try and say no to this cute little face Tonight I wanna be your p**ycat Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa It's just tonight So when I go, don'tcha holler Don't wanna tag or a collar I'm born to stray Hey, hey, hey, hey Don't get me wrong You're my favorite lady But you don't want me; I'm shady And trust me, I'll be back some other day I gotta start a fight, I gotta scratch and bite But don'tcha know it gets so lonely on a cold, cold night You got a lush, plush lawn under green treetops And whatcha got inside is makin' me lick my chops It's not an easy life stayin' out so late Maybe someday I'll be ready to domesticate But for tonight I wanna be, you know I wanna be, Tonight I wanna be, you know I'm gonna be, Tonight I wanna be, your p**ycat. Meow!