You've won a mansion, Luigi
Don't question it, it's legit; no bullsh**
It may be crumbling and creepy
But much more space than the tiny place you split
Luigi, hello! Welcome to my hut!
I'm Professor E. Gadd, stop scratching your bu*t
This mansion appeared in a big puff of doom
And it's dusty as sh**, here
Take this vacuum
Your brother gets a world, and a land, and a mouse
He gets a galaxy! You get a f-cking house
By the way, he's here, but he's feeling sad
He's stuck in a painting, which is suddenly bad
Come in and join us, Luigi
Maybe you'll make a new friend, a ghoul-friend
Your pants may be full of pee-pee
But once you're in here, the fun will never end
So you get a launch title, make the most of out it
Get a free mansion, take the ghosts out of it
I teach you to Ghostbust, it's easy enough
Just s**y-s**y-s**y, and clean up the white stuff
The mansion isn't real, just go in and s** it up
The money's real though, so Scrooge McDuck it up
There's butlers and grannies and babies, so go
And if you get scared, just yell "Mario!"
Are you fed up with this tune yet?
It is the one song you hear, yes, one, one
So though it grates at the onset
It won't last long, seven hours and you're done
Can't I just be in Super Mario Sunshine?
No!