Here we go! Tell y'all a story 'bout a cave Story 'bout a robot rollin' with a whole lotta bravery Meets bunny people in the cave The Doctor's got a whim to put the people into slavery Err'body's stuck inside a cave Can't escape the island, world's smallest violin (Skeet-dee-dee) So much is happening today Nobody is smilin', things are getting violent (Hee-hee-hee) Run! Grab a little gun! Level up! Damn, it's fun! Fight a bag (I'mma fight a freakin' bag, bam, pow) Then brag (I just beat a freakin' bag, ha) Save the Mimiga race, shoot some jerks in the face! With Curly Brace by your side! (If she didn't help you out, you woulda died, yo) Cave story, grave story, slave story, Hey, I'm talkin' 'bout a Cave story, save story, fave story! Here we go! Quote's poor brain's an empty page
But he's thrashin' every a**hat in a little Ash hat (Look-a-likes) Flowers make the bunnies rage Now they're actin' rash like a dirty Jersey trash sack (Snook-a-likes!) Climb high into the sky, just don't leave with this guy You will die ('Least a couple times you die) But try (Try again, ya gotta try) Come on, y'all If you're a little sick, you'll find panties and lipstick! But do it quick, there's no time (Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up!) 'Cause you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go Down into the cave now You gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go Down into the cave now Gotta put the doc in his place Hope you saved Curly Brace, 'cause alone it's a case of the blues So, pack it all tight in your little inventory Get ready for the glory of Cave Story!