Listen up, evildoers!
Watch your step in the sewers!
We live beneath the streets
Hanging out underground
In and around our home
Something that's green and brown
It's poop!
It's splashing up on my nunchucks
Yeah, it's poop!
It's making April upchuck
Oh poo, so much poo, doobitty doo doo
Oh, pee and poo!
We're yellin Cowabunga!
Oh sh**!
It's more like Cowa-dung-a!
It's sad but true, so much poo
And so the moral here is:
Life is sh**ty to be sure
(It's pretty sh**ty man, quite a bit sh**ty baby)
When you live down in the sewer
So much poo!
Pizza don't taste so good
Inside a porta-john
We save the world from crime
Only to get sh** on
Oh poo!
Not recommended for boating
('Cause poo!)
Is that a candy bar floating?
No, it's poo! You fool! Far as the eye can see!
(Tonight I dine on) Turtle poop!
It's smells so freaking delicious
JK!
You know I'm being feces-tious
'Cause poos leave residues all over you and me
And so the moral here is:
You will smell worse than manure
(It's pretty sh**ty man, quite a bit sh**ty baby)
If you live down in the sewer
So much poo!