MORAL KOMBAT!
In the near future, courts of law go super fast
There's no jury, just a judge
Gotta win in three days max
My name is Phoenix Wright, and I'm an ace attorney
So grab a seat, groove to the beat, and join me on my journey
I live in California, and by that I mean Japan
Got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like Gemini Man
It's a comedy of errors with the violence of Macbeth
So cute and charming (MURDER!)
Zany, wacky, jokey (DEATH!)
Yeah, I meet all kinds of weirdos on my justice-seeking quest,
The dudes are total dicks, and the ladies have big breasts!
Come on, y'all!
DICKS! b**bIES! DICKS! b**bIES! DICKS!
b**bIES! b**bIES! DICKS!
DICKS! b**bIES! DICKS! b**bIES! DICKS!
b**bIES! b**bIES! DICKS!
Uhh... b**bies?
I'm rated T for teen and even one time rated M
But I've got pop culture chops, and each reference is a gem
If you have a big *OBJECTION* to where I'm coming from,
You can *TAKE THAT*, *HOLD IT*, and shove it up your bum
My name is Phoenix Wright, I'm a semi-decent lawyer
With the help of magic stones and my hot/dead employer
So court is now in session, Judge Santa Claus presiding
If a witness has a secret, I will find out what they're hiding
Pressing and presenting, I will find a resolution,
Fighting liars on the stand (and the kinky prosecution)
My client isn't guilty, which I'll prove with my defense,
So now all I have to do is choose the perfect evidence,
Here we go!
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
Guilty!
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*OBJECTION* (Nope)
*TAKE THAT!*
Not guilty
... obviously.