In my other pants, there's a wallet (There's a wallet, motherf**er)
In my other pants, there's a secret
In my other pants, there's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made)
Extra small
Extra small (Don't tell your mom)
I'm not wearing pants
Only boxers (So s**y, so s**y)
They're my favorite pair
They've got monkeys
(I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hangin' out the front, another secret
It's my ball (Only one)
Just one ball
At a party now, there's a girl there
She's got cellulite on her forehead (That's gross)
Will I ever find her attractive? (Yes, how?)
Alcohol!
Said alcohol!
Come on now,
Beer, yummy beer!
Beer, delicious beer!
Espers and moogles and a crazy clown man in a game that I hold dear
FF6 and a beer and me