In my other pants, there's a wallet (There's a wallet, motherf**er) In my other pants, there's a secret In my other pants, there's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made) Extra small Extra small (Don't tell your mom) I'm not wearing pants Only boxers (So s**y, so s**y) They're my favorite pair They've got monkeys (I've got monkeys on my junkies) Hangin' out the front, another secret
It's my ball (Only one) Just one ball At a party now, there's a girl there She's got cellulite on her forehead (That's gross) Will I ever find her attractive? (Yes, how?) Alcohol! Said alcohol! Come on now, Beer, yummy beer! Beer, delicious beer! Espers and moogles and a crazy clown man in a game that I hold dear FF6 and a beer and me