I don't do dishes I don't mow the lawn I don't do laundry I sleep in too long…everyday And I'm a little clumsy But what can I say She loves me anyway I forgot her birthday And our anniversary I spent all of our money Buyin' stuff for me I told her I was sorry But what could I say She loves me anyway Is it my cowboy charm The muscles in my arm Or the way that I look in my BVDs
Is it the jokes I tell The way I scream and I yell When she tries to watch one of her DVDs Like Pretty Woman or Notting Hill I didn't make the bed Left the seat up on the john I drank all of the OJ And the Lucky Charms are all gone Last night I fell asleep I thought I heard her say I love you anyway Honey I love you anyway