Hello, students, it's nice to meet ya
I'm Teddy Curry, I'm your brand-new teacher
Come find me after school, you'll see I'm super cool
And maybe we can score some pot
But Mr. Curry is a cop
Mr. Curry is a cop, oh, yeah
And he ain't ever gonna stop, no, no
If you plan to make it hot
Look out for Curry, he's a cop
He rides his skateboard from his place in Brooklyn
Down to the schoolyard just to see what's cooking
He's always hanging round, asking what's going down
It kind of creeps me out a lot
Yeah, Mr. Curry is a cop
Mr. Curry is a cop, oh, yeah
And he ain't ever gonna stop, no, no
If you plan to make it hot, smoke pot
Look out for Curry, he's a cop
There's a new proud sheriff in town
He's hiding in the trees, he's on a stakeout
He'll put you in the can, you'll never break out
Who's pushing 45, teaches chemistry and shop?
It's Mr. Curry, he's a cop
Mr. Curry is a cop, oh, yeah
And he ain't ever gonna stop, no, no
If you plan to make it hot, smoke pot
Look out for Curry, he's a cop
But don't smoke it with Curry
Mr. Curry is a cop, he's a cop
And he ain't ever gonna stop, not gonna stop
If you plan to make it hot
Look out for Curry, he's a cop