Turn around, there's a guy who's waiting
All alone on the borderline
If you got a problem, I'll try to make it mine
Turn me loose
I'll be your part-time P.A.
Who's got the moves for you when the working day's done
Move a little closer, maybe we can have some fun
Can't you see with your jam-packed schedule
I'll give you extra time to unwind
I can do all the laundry, baby
Making sure that your bras aren't dried
Hang 'em on the doorknob, careful not to melt the wires
When dressing up to do a couples date thing
I'll even wear one of your birthday ties
Polka-dot or paisley, welcoming your world of style
Can't you see with your jam-packed schedule
I'll give you extra time to unwind
Baby, get ready 'cause your dinner's coming
I did the grocery shopping, pre-heated the oven
Yeah, this cooking thing's not easy
But I think I got the gist
Why don't you sit yourself right down
And have a whiff of this?
Some call me soft, but I don't really mind
I love you so much, wanna give you extra time
To unwind