Greg: "My mother was a hooker At least 20 guys shook her Every day was f**in' s**; f**in' next after next I concluded she's a who*e You could hear 'em through the door But the door's always locked And she's always getting co*ked She's high every day And she's drunk every night If I tell her to stop She'd put up a fight Sometimes she makes me scream 'AWH fu*k'." Jake: "She f**s every day She f**s every night
One time we took a trip; She got f**ed on the flight She f**s in the morning She f**s at noon A rich guy once f**ed her With a silver spoon." Brandon/Greg: "My momma likes her co*ks; Just as hard as the rocks She still rides the wood Just as hard as she could She likes 'em fat and tall Hell, she'll f** them all And I wish this b**h Would get off the co*k sandwhich!"