[Chorus 1]
You keep talking sh** about hipsters
But you, you are a hipster too
You're a hipster too
Woah, hipster, yeah you
[Verse 1]
Just look at the clothes you wear
And all that time you spend on your hair
To make it seem like you
Don't care, but you do
Woah, hipster, yeah you
[Chorus 2]
You keep talking sh** about douchebags
But you, you are a douchebag too
You're a douchebag too
Woah, douchebag, yeah you
[Verse 2]
I smell your Axe body spray
And hear the douche-y things you say
So stupid and rude
You're a douchebag too
Woah, douchebag, yeah you
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
I wish I didn't have to see you nearly every day
And you weren't in love with the sound of your own voice
Whoa, but unfortunately, I've got bills to pay
So I got no f**ing choice, so just stop talking sh**
And stop being such a hypocrite
And keep your ego in check
Before you get dense