[Intro]
One, two, buckle my shoe
[Verse 1]
I'd like to thank you once again
For being my common sense
I probably would've hit that man
With the bottle I had in my hand
But you were there to talk some sense into me
You said, "Man, don't you know manslaughter is a felony?
Yeah, these guys are dicks, but take it from me
It isn't worth getting locked up in a penitentiary"
[Verse 2]
Pay attention and you might sense
Someone's been laughing at your expense
Such a peculiar train of events
It can't all just be coincidence
I woke up this morning not knowing where I was
I'm feeling uneasy, and I think it's just because
I've got some things I've got to figure out
Thanks again for letting me sleep on your couch