[Intro: Brain and Lil Dicky}
Brain
LD
You mix some Brain with some LD
[Hook: Lil Dicky]
Never even done c**aine
I've never even done c**aine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
Never even done c**aine
I've never even done c**aine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded
[Verse 1: Lil Dicky]
Party girl, party girl
Out in LA with a party girl
I was all good with Bacardi, girl
Now she tryin' to up the ante
I was kinda drunk and handsy
Johnson looking long like Randy
Hoping that my pitch is strong
Now she's like "let's do some bumps"
Ew, chill I don't do that (Ew!)
Poured a rail and she blew that
Now I'm scared, I look p**y
Spark the blunt 'cause I do that
She was sniffing that Tom Hanks
I was just sipping Chris Brown
She keep on sniffing that Zeus (Coke)
I keep my eyes on the ground
She like "don't knock it 'till you try it"
That's some bullsh** (yeah, I know)
Just do a line of this Betsy Ross
I started thinking, can't deny I'm a p**y
Like as a child I was so dissmissive of the baked potato 'till I tried that sh**
Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato
Now she got me wondering what else I left on the table
Twenty-eight, I still ain't done no an*l (true)
And I'm unusually skeptical
But man oh man this b**h was raw
So I asked her for some Molly
She like "start with Miley"
I'm like "give me Molly"
Crazy 'cause I
[Hook: Lil Dicky]
Never even done c**aine
I've never even done c**aine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
Never even done c**aine
I've never even done c**aine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Now I'm doing Molly, I hope I survive it
[Verse 2: Brain]
Brain
Flippin' a b**h and I'm poppin' this sh** and I don't really feel it yet
He never done it before and I'm worried I'll feel neglect
But I ain't trippin'
Balmain, Brain 'bout to get to kissing
I'm sauced up, f**ing with this breezy boo
Haven't eaten since four, man I need some food
Why these broke people looking at me? (you broke)
I'm feeling good and happy
Hold up the Molly kicking in now
I think I should sit down
Brain for the win now
I think we should dip now, girl let me know (we should dip)
Brain overwhelmed losing control of this front lobe (hello)
I was G'd up, now I'm T'd up
Like a ball playing motherf**er in Atlanta
Shout to Dwight Howard
In case she didn't let him (ew!)
And now I'm puking
Girl I blew it, but I was just doing my j-o-b
[Verse 3: Lil Dicky and Brain]
Brain, what the f** is going on?
The molly got me shakin' and clenchin' on the jaw
It got me going crazy (It got me going crazy)
How the f** you blame me?
You the one that popped MDMA
When you never ever even done c**aine
Never even done c**aine
Never even tried
Oooh Brain
[Hook: Lil Dicky]
I never even done c**aine
Never even done c**aine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying
I never even done c**aine
I never even done c**aine
I never even tried it, never even tried it
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded
I never even done c**aine
Never even done c**aine (that Paul Rudd!)
I never even tried it, never even tried it (Sue Bird)
Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying (Meryl Streep)
I've never even done c**aine (Like Joan of Arc!)
I never even tried it, never even tried it (that Ross Perot)
Never even tried it, I've been close-minded (Betty Boop)