I'm dressed in peppermint And I'm ready to twist Red white and blue paper mâché And an interesting vest You gotta dance the best Two drinks and I'll forget the rest I'm dressed in cla**y gasoline I think I need a lighter
You seem to be my perfect match, eh? I can't remember the pa** I test You gotta swing the best Two drinks and I'll forget the rest You can't buy your time back You've got a vest of interest on you