Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can drive faster'n you can
Come on hoss lets have some fun
Go on shoot me with the radar gun
You look bored and I sure am
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey Mr. Policeman
I got a '75 Firebird Trans Am
With a 455 up under the hood
Me and my brother got it running good
wake up behind them old Ray-Bans
Catch me if you can
Go on turn on your blue lights (so pretty)
You know you want to, I just flew by
I can see you feel it now
How's my dust taste in your mouth?
C'mon smokey its time to race
Lets have us a high speed chase
Well hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Chopper in the air and a couple of swat vans
That's no fair now blocking the road
Now where am I supposed to go?
Time to use my backup plan
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey Mr. Policeman
Bet I can run faster'n you can
With your big pot belly
And your cowboy boots,
100 bucks says that you won't shoot
I know these woods like the back of my hand
Catch me if you can
Go on, turn on your spotlight (so shiny)
I got running shoes and I'm younger than you
And I got all night
There's no way you're keepin up with me
Just go on back to Krispy Kreme
If you wanna quit I understand
Catch me if you can
Hey, hey Mr. Policeman
I said hey, hey Mr. Policeman
I'm in the jailhouse now
I'm in the jailhouse now
They told me once or twice
Son, respect my authority
I'm in the jailhouse now